I almost got engaged once. The stone I picked was a coffee coloured quartz cut just like a pricey gem, because I love coffee. Cost the equivalent of about $20
Spend a ridiculous amount of money on something that's easy to lose and really kind of useless unless you need to cut glass?
He doesn’t want to go to Canada. You don't rake your forests
I worry about bullies too. My kid is a “soft, sensitive” kid and sometimes has problems picking up social cues, which is pretty much a dog whistle for bullies. I want him to stay sensitive, because it’s a wonderful quality, but I worry about him. There’s a girl next door who’s super bossy and maybe not a bully, but…
I knew someone who pretended to be traumatized by a horrible childhood when in reality her childhood was idyllic (source: her siblings and also none of the things she gave as examples of abuse were even close to abuse. It could be things like her mother had ignored her when she called because the mother was making…
Put him on a short pier first
I think it’s funny how all these young Jezebel writers assume without even reflecting on it, that everyone who reads this site is in their 20s. It makes me nostalgic of when I was young and thought I was the “wokest” person on the planet, when in reality I was the most self-absorbed.
I think he's more surprised than anyone else
Maybe he was on Ambien?
And these are just the things we know of...
I’m mercifully single, but I understand from coupled friends that fighting with the in-laws is what the holidays are all about. Royals, they're just like us!
She boofed the beouf
I wonder what’s the most humiliating thing he’s ever done to ingratiate himself with Hollywood and NY celebs? A man who would write the letter below is obviously not burdened with a sense of shame or understanding of social norms
It makes me so happy that all the people Trump desperately want to like him, despise him to the core. He’s always tried to be part of the Hollywood and the New York elite, and they all treat him like he smells of vomit. The only actor (and I use the term lightly) who’s ever seriously vied for his friendship is Scott…
Can’t they charge the boneheaded lawyer who came up with this nonsense with something? Felony assault on rhyme and reason?
So don't drink it
Alternative theory, OP's name is also Colbert and he likes to talk about himself in third person (because he's a weirdo)
Intellectual gross-out. He certainly found a niche