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Then you would know better than most that for some, weddings have nothing to do with love. It’s a display of how rich the couple is, how many friends they have and how much taste and style they have (the last one is of course subjective). I think that’s tacky and tiresome as hell, but as an event planner, if that’s

“Tremendous personal growth” is an interesting euphemism for “boob job”

I want a prequel that focuses on Serena Joy. Her journey and what was going on inside her head

So her “clapback” is “haha, joke’s on you because I have diarrhoea!” Wut? She should’ve thought this through a bit more

Isn't she kind of admitting the tea gives her the runs? I know we live in the era of oversharing, but ffs. 

They mean that you can’t reduce stomach fat by working out your stomach muscles. Or reduce arm fat by working out your arms only. 

They should build a wall and send the bill to Trump

According to the blind item he doesn’t want her to have an acting career, of any kind. She was getting fans and media attention and Fresh Prince was like 30 years ago

Coxitis simplex. Looks scarier than it is, eventually kids make a full recovery even though it can take a while

Because that concussion movie was such an obvious attempt at being seen as a serious respected actor, and the critics were just brutal. All he has to hold on to is the fact that his movies made lots of money. He wouldn't be the first man to try to mend a bruised ego by pointing out to his wife that he's the one who is

Will Smith just screams "inferiority complex" to me. I read a blind item that claimed Will made Jada quit Gotham because he doesn’t want her to have a better career than he does. He hasn’t acted in much lately, not since his attempt at Oscar-bait with that concussion doctor, which was panned by the critics, mostly

How is it “stunning” that you try to be on the good side of one of the most powerful men in the industry where you desperately want to work?

He’s going to take that photo of the woman trying to protect her two kids from tear gas, write MAGA over it (or have graphic designer extraordinaire Melania do it) and use it as a campaign poster. And people will vote for him, because people are awful

That's a lie. Don't tell a newly pregnant woman lies. Some early pregnancy symptoms go away, but only to be replaced by far worse ones.

2 x 40 mg Humira-pens costs about €1000 in my country. Of course, all prescription drugs are subsidised here, so no one has to pay that much themselves, our public health insurance pays for everyone’s prescription medications no matter where they or their parents work. Even the unemployed get subsidised medication.

But why do we forgive Oprah and crucify others for a few old tweets or something dumb they said in an interview years ago? Everyone is so harsh these days, one slip up and it’s off with their heads, it doesn’t matter if they were young or have worked to better themselves while Oprah started as a true bottom-feeder and

I’m impressed by how Oprah managed to completely rebrand herself. She used to be the Queen of Trash TV. Her show was the definition of trash tv. She gleefully exploited the worst people she could find, and got them to reveal every salacious detail. She was ruthless for ratings, but everyone seems to have forgotten

Has a congress man have ever stayed home from work to take care of a sick kid? Can they even do that?