I’m sure Kim would never try some pot brownies because of carbs, can you make pot kale smoothies? It might loosen her up a little

There are theories that marine traffic that uses sonar is contributing to whale strandings. The noise in the oceans make marine animals disoriented. Unfortunately the only way to prove this theory is to make all the traffic stfu for a while and that's not going to happen. 

I'm sure some of her social media posts are written by assistants

No, they don't. Viruses and bacteria do NOT go up the food chain. Certain toxins do, like heavy metals and DDT, but unless he was made entirely out of mercury, he's no danger to the islanders once he's decomposed

As long as the islanders don’t poke the body and then touch their faces, they’ll be fine! Unless he had an active infection of like the flu or the plague, he’s not more dangerous than anything else dead on the shore. Even those diseases are only contagious for a short time after death. Even if be did have for instance …

I’m sure animals and people have died on that island before and these people know better than to poke a decomposing corpse. I don't know what diseases he could have that could threaten their lives but any bacteria and viruses in his corpse will die as soon as the body is reduced to bones. In a warm, humid climate that…

Ashes to ashes, right? It's even in the bible!

I don’t feel bad for his family, I’m sure they’re going to milk this for the rest of their lives. The fact that they forgive the people who killed this dispicable person tells me all I need to know about what type of people they are

Zero sympathy

Money? Is he serious? As long as he doesn’t enter his own name, google is really a terrific tool for finding out the average salary for tenured researchers in various fields

He doesn’t think he’s wrong and that a lot of people agree with him. Even if he gets thousands of people telling him he’s wrong, he’ll tell himself and anyone that will listen that they are delusional sjw that are part of the conspiracy or whatever, and even if he only gets a dozen people agreeing with him, that…

I've seen Aurora Borealis. It's magical. It moves over the sky like slow, glowing veils. You can look at it the whole night and still be disappointed when you can't see it anymore

I wish they hadn’t stopped him. Every time I hear about some asinine idea of Trump that was thwarted by people around him, I wish they had just let him go through with it and stood idly by while he fucked up. Why not let him dig his own grave? Left to his own devices, Trump would probably be broke and in prison now,…

It’s even worse when women who’ve just had a baby are selling those weigh loss scams. You shouldn’t starve yourself after giving birth, ESPECIALLY not if you’re nursing. Starvation diets are not good for milk production. But even if you don’t nurse, the body needs to heal. It’s not just the vagina, your skeleton,…

I have never understood the appeal of golf and seeing how much Trump likes it confirms to me that golf is stupid

Wow, it only took a few minutes before someone tried to compare FGM with male circumcision. Every friggin time...

I wonder why Paris Hilton has never been married. Half a dozen regrettable marriages would fit the profile. Afaik, she’s never even had a quickie Vegas-wedding that was annulled as soon as she could call her dad's lawyer

People who want to get out of there as soon as possible and won’t put this disaster on their resume any way

Toiletries is one of the best things you can donate if you don’t give cash. Tampons, pads, toothbrushes and toothpaste, etc are essential to keep a bit of dignity. Homeless women often have to make makeshift pads out of toilet paper, dish rags, etc. 

They were hacked after taking Ambien and it was all taken out of context. This is not who they are. They are so upset they can't even enjoy steak anymore and offer thoughts and prayers to those that were offended