I think his full title us poet/barista

I would pay good money to see what his hair would look like after being caught in the rain. Will it melt? Shrink? Or will water just roll off it because it's made out of fiber glass?

You don't rake forests, you dumbass

Steve Jobs is a poor example since he had a highly treatable type of cancer with excellent ling term survival rates, but he refused conventional medicine, and instead went for some quack treatments. He would have survived cancer if he had listen to his doctors

I’ve seen memes comparing him with Damian from Omen, and while the similarity is undeniable, I think Damian was much smarter and had better people skills than Drumpf

My sink looks similar to the one below (note: that is not my sink) so I stack the dishes in the other sink, or on the side. I don’t let them sit with soap on since doing dishes takes a couple of minutes. And why would I “freak out” from putting my hands in the water? It’s just water with some food scraps. Food me and…

I’ve been taught to turn off the tap when I’m doing dishes, brushing my teeth, shampooing my hair, etc. Of course handwashing dishes wastes water if you leave the tap on the whole time!

I don't think it's an issue, I was wondering if anyone else thinks it's an issue

Who runs the water for four or five minutes doing dishes? Put water in the sink, TURN OFF THE TAP, put dishes in the water, wash the dishes, empty the sink, rinse off the soap, TURN OFF THE TAP, scrub the sink, wipe the area around the sink, rinse the sink and the sponge and turn off the tap. Minimal use of…

If you were Michelle Obama, would you have asked your kids if they would be ok with their mother telling the world they were conceived through IVF? If you were Sasha and Malia, would you have wanted her to ask you before she published her book? Or is it a non-issue?

You can get coats just as good or better for a lot less. Half the cost of those coats is that stupid logo on the chest

See if parents of older kids will sell their old uniforms. 

They also think being rich means you buy ridiculously expensive crap, maybe use it once and then throw it out. The idea that you can invest in a high quality garmentor accessory and use it again and again because you take proper care of it is just crazy to them. 

Knock yourself out  https://www.audible.co.uk/series?asin=B00HRG5ZPU

Why are americans so obessed with abortions? 

Oh lord, he’s going to try acting, isn’t he?

My fear is that he declares himself supreme emperor for life and starts executing dissidents on the WH lawn

Are you kidding me? These two are LIGHTYEARS more interesting than all the Kardashians put together! Interpol? Nigerian prison? All the Kardashians do is to produce babies and shill crap. They are more boring than the colour schemes for Kanye’s “fashion collections”. If they don’t get involved in some PROPER scandals…

The horror, the horror