I have gone on and off Zoloft with zero side effects, but when I missed a dose of Effexor they hit me like a ton of bricks. 

Effexor is known to have pretty bad side effects when you go on them and when you go off them. If you’re only taking anti-depressants a few days of the month, there are better options. Not all GPs know off the bat which anti-depressants have which side-effects, I suggest you google around a bit before your appointment

I tracked my moods and my cycle for a few months to see if there was any correlation. There wasn't, so I stopped

And how is it different from all the other “middle-aged woman gets dumped/fired/whatever, decides to embrace life instead of moping and actually working for a living, finds the love of her life, hits a minor snag but gets a perfect life in the end”-movies?

The typical american goes to the doctor way too often

His head and hands look so small. That photo looks like a still from a scene where a mad scientist’s shrinking ray is accidentally pointed at a person. 5 seconds later, a naked squeaky-voiced Trump will crawl out of a pile of clothes

I just went down a clickhole of before and after photos of her and Melania’s surgeries. Holy hell! Google at your own risk

I like showing people this map when they talk about “going to Africa”. But, Americans talk about Europe as one single country too, though.

If you thought Melania's clothes on her Africa tour were bad, just you wait until you see Lindsey's. Just you wait....

1.1 MILLION likes?!?! Are you f***ing kidding me? And who are these people who give thumbs ups, hearts and kisses to a sponcon for meal replacements? Where did their lives go wrong?

Yes, Sammy Davis Jr lost an eye in a car accident. I don’t know who who Al Michaels is. Google tells me he comments sports on tv, but nothing about his eyes

No, that too. One of the copycats got caught. She killed her husband and a random woman four years later by tampering with excedrin pills

Seven people died in the 1982 Tylenol poisoning. And copycats killed at least five more people.

No idea. I've met two people in my life with a glass eye. None of them wore an eye patch. Peter Falk never wore an eye patch

What happened to the Dirt Bag?

where a pupil should be, is the gold trident symbol of the Navy SEALs. It makes Dan Crenshaw look like a Guardian of the Galaxy

Find a dog park or check Craig’s list, facebook, etc for people who walk their dogs together. The dog will just get more and more difficult if you avoid people and other dogs. Even if you don’t like people you’ll just have to suck it up for a few hours a week. If he’ll weigh 100+ lbs as an adult you’ll have a serious…

MS is so cruel. I am so sorry for everyone who knew your friend for their loss

He was Trump's biggest fanboy for a while, but that seemed to have died down. Probably because not even Trump wants to associate with Scott Baio