You’d think a $60,000 wig could stand “light rain”

Fezzez appear a lot in Doctor Who http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Fez

Most plastic straws are made from polypropylene. Acetone does not dissolve polypropylene. 

A stack of Melania’s old fashion magazines and printouts of his most liked tweets. With a shop that sells maga-crap and this poster:

Dip a straw in the acetone, cover the other end of the straw with your thumb, lift out the straw, hold it over a cotton ball, remove your thumb. The acetone will pour out from the straw.

Because I get twitchy when someone starts taking off their huge winter coat, and scarf, and gloves in the aisle, then fold it, then put it in the overhead compartment, then remembers their phone is in their pocket, pull out the coat, checks all the gazillion pockets, finds gum, takes a piece, offers gum to the rest of…

“It twiiiirrrrled up!”

Donate to research, together with the umbilical cord blood. Umbilical cords also have stem cells that can be transplanted. I wanted to donate mine, but I gave birth at a birthing centre, not an actual hospital with researchers and people who could take the placenta and cord and store them properly for research or…

I have one fake tooth and one full veneer that were hand made and hand painted by expert-teeth makers. It's not very glamorous at all, and the fake tooth is uncomfortable

Bye, bye Miss American Mass-Shooting Victim
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
And them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye
Singin’ this’ll be the day that I die
This’ll be the day that I die

I gag when I think how the other WH staffers were probably patting her back and giving her high fives in the west wing. Expect her to be promoted soon

Trolling fail. Us swj snowflakes aren't too fond of whitehousesplaining

What do you want them to do? Be sensible and ban guns? That's not the republican way

Pretty soon they won’t even report shootings if there are fewer than 15 fatalities. Then 20, 30, 50...

As a woman who's given birth, I felt I decided NOTHING about conception, pregnancy and childbirth, nature decided everything. All I could do was ride along with the process and try to counter and negative effects. With the help of trained doctors and midwives, of course.

Tea plant (Camellia sinensis):

I’m not american and jokes are supposed to be funny

I don’t listen to radio stations that play pop music, what little shopping I do, I do online and my trainer doesn’t like contemporary pop like Taylor Swift or Ariana Grande either. I’ve never heard an Ariana Grande, Justin Bieber or Ed Shehran (or whatever his name is) song either. I’m also most likely older than you…

The best part about his humour is that it seems so effortless and genuine. There are so many wannabe writers who take days to write a single, tortured sentence that’s supposed to be witty and acerbatic and on point, and it’s just embarrassing. Michael K has never made me roll my eyes and sigh, but he often makes me…