I find the length of Leslie Jones’s pants annoying. Hem your god damned pants, people!!! You can do a quick and dirty hem with four stitches per leg, it takes one minute. 

It's called the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon

Kids crawl before they walk, and then they don’t really see where they’re going and pull themselves up to a stand on everything they find. And the weeks before they crawl are usually not very happy weeks because they’re frustrated they can't reach things. My kid became much happier and calmer when he learned to get…

The whole point is to make them mobile by encouraging them to learn how to walk. You sound like you're suggesting kids should not be mobile, because then they can hurt, which is ridiculous. Kids have to be allowed to move around

I would be more concerned that that thing doesn’t look like it’s helping kids develop strength to walk on their own. They have to work out by walking holding their parents or furniture before they develop the leg and core muscles. It takes months before you feel they are actually holding themselves up by their own…

My mother pickles everything, she learned from her mother, who learned from her mother and so on and so forth. I know how to pickle food, but I'm not too fond of pickled food so I never do it myself. That Kim is so far removed from reality that she doesn’t know what a pickle is, is pathetic. She probably thinks it’s…

These little wagons are great. They don’t tip over (I know the may look like they do, but they really never ever tip over) and are perfect for kids who have the strength to walk on their own but not the balance. You have to walk with them and hold the wagon at first because kids tend to lean too much on the handle and…

I refuse to learn more about instagram celebrities who are in ridiculous feuds with each other, but I thought “Bahbie” was how upperclass wasp-y people pronounced “Barbie”. But then again, those instagram kids are pretty much the opposite of upperclass

Especially since Kate has a baby that’s probably still getting most of his nourishment from nursing. And if this is her last kid, she might want to enjoy the baby stage as much as she can. She obviously loves being a mom, can we just let her be that? Babies grow in a blink of an eye, I totally get wanting to skip…

Kate has three small kids, if she goes out the press will rip her to shreds for leaving her youngest with a nanny and be *gasp* bottle fed

I don’t know how it works in the States, but I’m sure there are librarians on Jezebel who do. But publishers track library statistics too and sometimes you just don’t want to give people the satisfaction of knowing you’ve read their book, even if it was out of morbid curiosity. I know one tick in a list of thousands…

Ok, someone pulled you out of the greys so I might as well reply. “Craft”? Really? “Art”? Are you serious?! I buy books when I want to support the writers by giving them royalties and improve their reading statistic. Omarosa and Comey are first of all NOT artists, I don’t know if I should laugh or cry at that…

But part of the problem is that “perfect use” is nigh impossible. If you have a fever, if you’re hungover, if there’s a heat wave, if you’re tangled up in the covers and wake up over heated and drenched in sweat, if you move around a lot as you’re waking up, that will affect the temperature reading and the method…

Ariana Grande's dude has a horrible dye job, Bieber has a horrible dye job. Both are rushing into marriage. Conclusion, bleaching men's hair makes them propose

They still get ticks in their reader statistics if you borrow at the library. If you want to read a book but not give the author, or “author”, but not contribute to putting their books on the best seller or most read lists, download them illegally from a torrent site. 

They're safe from THIS particular creep. But not from the countless others out there. Miniscule improvement, but I guess we have to take what we can get

I tried pumping a few times and couldn’t produce more than a few drops because the whole process made me so deeply uncomfortable. It was dehumanizingand felt almost violating. Also, I loved nursing and pumping felt like some Upside Down opposite of nursing. I nursed for 20 months although the last six months or so was…

If I give my kid a toothbrush with toothpaste, he just eats the toothpaste. It requires quite developed motor skills to brush your teeth. Try brushing with the wrong hand (brush with your left if you’re right handed) that’s what it’s like for young children. So after they've tried, you have to finish the job for them

What an excellent example of the expression “Cutting off your nose to spite your face”. I bet he also destroys stuff he paid for because he doesn’t like the ads. “Hah!” He thinks. “That’ll show them!!!” The only winner here is his dentist in a couple of years from now

Halitosis. It is the WORST smell in the world. My sister had it for a while, and I still gag when I remember the most hellish nightmare of a car ride with her. You have to go to a dentist to fix it, and cheap, lazy dudebros don't go to the dentist.