Because they closest they’ve been to child birth is the episode of Friends where Rachel has her baby and everyone races to the hospital. So stupid. When I was pregnant, every woman in my vicinity who had given birth told me her birth story. I'm guessing men do not do the same thing when one of their friends is about…

He looks like he’s dealing meth at a truck stop in a fly-over state. I know love is supposed to be blind and all, but there are limits

“Like...do fans really think they’d ever have a shot at being a big/gf of a celebrity if that celebrity was single?”

In movies and on TV people always panic at the first contraction and rush to the hospital. I laboured for hours at home before I calmly called a cab to drive me to the hospital. My water broke at home, and even then there was no panic. I don’t think I could have walked a runway with contractions though because I was…

Yes. It's been going on for months. Instagrams have a wide left margin and so the right side is cut off. Super annoying, don't the kinja-people test kinja on cell phones?

I know I’m surprised he's still alive. He's one of those people when I see his name in a headline, I expect it to be about him been found dead in a hotel tub

Horrible personality and shitty opinions about women is my guess

Oh fuck off Matthew Mcconn-however the hell you spell your name. The dynamic in my two parent family was that my mother and father fought all.the.time. Those miserable bastards couldn’t be in the same room without fighting. I was a nervous mess as a kid and I’m not much better as an adult. Neither me nor my sister…

No. Saudi Arabia is referenced on pages 303 and 307. Those six words are referenced on pages 229 and 298. So probably not Saudi Arabia

Also, it's one year since 9/11. We use a cyclic calendar, apart from February 29, every date happens once every year. 

If the dirt bag came with a bingo card with the names of everyone who’s in it and you’d stamp a square when you knew who the person was, I would never, ever, ever, ever get a bingo

Maybe, just maybe, getting ice cream wasn’t the only thing she did that day? Afaik, there are no laws against getting ice cream after for instance a business meeting

I don't care about the ice cream, but does that dress have shoulder pads? I love the dress, especially the skirt part and the fabric looks wonderfully flowy, but I thought we left shoulder pads in the 80s

Trump winning the election has opened the door for any idiot with money to run. Who needs political experience to be the president, right? These people would probably not hire a dog walker without 10 years of experience and a degree in animal behaviour, but now everyone with an over blown ego think they can be…

Btw, I don't have an ad-blocker, so it's not that

I have to click on gifs to make them move

I don’t like reading in landscape mode on my phone. It seems the problem could be solved by adjusting the margins on kinja’s mobile site

Kinja cuts off the right side of instagrams when I read Jezebel on my phone. Does anyone else have that problem or is it my phone?

From the Guardian article:

That quote is fake, there are no records of Einstein ever saying that or anything similar. Plenty of other people has said it, but not Einstein