My dream in life is to attend an event where I could wear this hat

If karma exists, they will bed bugs that are resistant to all bug repellents. And yeast infections that are resistant to all fungicides. And shingles on top of that

She is very orange. Does that stuff rub off on clothes and bed sheets? What happens if you sweat or apply lotion, does it become blotchy?

I like Gaga's voice, I'm quite looking forward to hearing her do other things than power pop. I like those songs too of course, but variety is always welcome

I know someone who slept with Perez Hilton just for the story. I assume it's something like that

Obviously. But before she was in survival mode and that can help you block out everything else. Once the shock of being free has subsided, she’ll start think about what happened to her and remember details. The worst part of ptsd is that you have no control over when memories come flooding back. She’s escaped one hell,…

Isn’t that a pretty common trajectory when people suddenly become super famous? Fire people who know you well enough to be honest with you and replace them with adoring fans who shower you with praise and enable your antics. Then when you spiral out of control, there is no one to stop you or catch you when you fall,…

Yep. They’re grown ass women who are going through high tech medical tests and procedures to become parents, and talk about cramping in their “girl tummy”. Not all of course, most use the correct terms, but I’ve seen a few. I wonder if they use the same language with their doctors? 

That's downright disgusting! Do you have a link? I want to e-mail a complaint

Made me remember Natasha Kampusch. Her captor also killed himself after she escaped

I don’t know about “fine”. She’s been through unimaginable trauma. She’s out of immediate danger, but she’ll probably need a lot of help, both from family & friends and professionals before she’s fine

I’m lurking in several ivf-themed accounts on instagram (I can’t follow them, because then people will know I’m doing ivf and I don’t want everyone to know that. Especially not people at work and I can't be bothered to create a new account just to follow photos of syringes and inspirational quotes) and I’ve seen severa…

They’re lucky she’s only suing them. If someone killed my child by neglect after separating him from me, all civility would be out the window and I would go Boudicea on Washington D.C. and the ICE

He's been mapping that cave system for the last few years

Lessons from children: when something doesn’t go your way, have a complete meltdown, sit down on the floor and wail at the top of your lungs until a nice person comforts you and helps you calm down

Day cares are the worst perpetrators. You have a group of kids all trying to fit into the group and the authoritative adults call the boys' strong emotions "anger" and the girls' "sadness". Not only does it teach the boys they are always and only angry, and the girls that they are never angry, it also teaches the…

She and Ivanka must have the same surgeon

They played a snippet of that song on the radio yesterday. No thank you. Too much autotune makes my ears bleed