One thing that pisses me off about how people address my 3-year-old son’s emotional outbursts is that they always say he’s angry. When ever he cries, he’s angry. When he’s frustrated, or disappointed, or tired, or sad, the only word most adults use for my son’s emotions is “angry”. 

Sounds like a roller derby name

You don't know what that is? It's from Dune!!! God, I miss io9....

Well you have to devote your life to the Bene Gesserit, but then both birth control and any babies’ sex is just a matter of will power

Not to mention passive-aggressive tweets and instagrams. Ugh

Chrissy Tiegan has an army of nannies, maids and hair and make-up people standing by just outside of every instagram post. She probably has a lotion person too. Anyone who believes she does not is an idiot. It’s frankly pathetic that she would get her panties in a bunch over a suggestion that she has a night nurse. 

Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone you love

Maybe they can sell their kidneys?

Nothing anyone has ever done or will do is as embarrassing as that tweet. Kind of comforting in a way

“Some types of the virus are mostly harmless”

I think it’s disgusting that women in the west use extensions made from hair from women in third world countries. The whole attitude towards extensions is gross, they’re “fun” or a way to “treat your self” or “express yourself” and then they’re just tossed in a bin when you’re done with them. It's so disrespectful and…

It’s “bone broth” all over again. Something people have been doing for millenias as an unremarkable part of normal, everyday life is discovered by a millenial with instagram who is at least two generations removed from anyone who ciuls make their own food, clothes and furniture from scratch, and all of a sudden it’s…

Hello Piratebay my old friend

And here’s his exclamation point operations officer

I’m kind of amazed Trump has speech writers

Raoul has studied art history and knows what Magritte was trying to say with his painting. He was NOT trying to be cute or clever or surreal and show a pipe and say “this is not a pipe” when it’s clearly a pipe. What he was saying it is literally NOT a pipe, it is a *painting* of a pipe, a representation of a pipe.…

“Are veneers so bad, though?”

You don’t get food poisoning from mushrooms. Poisonous mushrooms destroy your kidneys and/or liver. You feel fine after eating them until a few days later when your organs collapse. That’s probably why this idiot is suggesting eating raw mushropms: she’s never had gastrointestinal problems after eating them, so she…

This should be mentioned in every ad and plastered on every billboard

Oh lord, those poor, poor ghostwriters. They are the real victims in this mess