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No. Screen protectors won’t magically stop the glass from shattering if you drop your phone. That was never my suggestion. But if you DO break the screen, a screen protector will hold the pieces together, and you can use the phone without risking getting shards of glass in your fingers

I think Melania is unhappy because she thought she’d be a wealthy widow years ago, and married to husband #2 and have more kids by now. I think she took one look at Trump’s diet and aversion to exercise and assumed she’d be a widow within a year or two. That’s probably why she signed the prenup. Even with his

There are too many self-proclaimed experts who only really know how to use instagram. “Cooks” who act like they invented broth, but remove the gristle before they put the bones in the pot. “Cleaning experts” who mix baking soda a vinaegar and now “foragers” who suggest eating raw wild mushrooms... My grandmothers, if

Put on a screen protector. They are made of adhesive tape and there are screen protectors for every phone brand and model. That will keep the glass together, and your touch screen will still be usable

The Smithsonian asked if they could have it, but she declined

There are already a gazillion articles on the internet about that hat. 

I wonder if she has any friends?

My heart goes off to her poor ghostwriter/s. They must feel like those poor bastards who dug out the London fatberg. I hope the publisher at least treated them to a nice spa weekend so that they could cleanse themselves

In my life, I’ve met two people that I wanted to marry an hour after we were first introduced. Never even been engaged. One person has proposed to me, it was the most awkward moment ever. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Megan Mullally turns 60 in november

That is so awesome! I love that show for the same reasons you do. Bless those lunatics. I wish I believed in all that stuff, it seems like a much more interesting way to live

What did Obama say?

I just opened a post in the DIY section about printed fabric, clicked “see more posts like this” and in the middle of other prints, there was a memorial account about a 6-year-old girl who died recently. WTF?!? There was nothing in the tags even remotely connected with DIY, fabric dyes, crafts or similar

All corvids are awesome. They're so curious and clever

All those things you listed are reasons to like birds. 

Well, 50 and 21, but still

Well, in this case it’s only the really dumb ones that are dying...

None of my friends are into knife culture. They all hate guns and they are certainly not prepper lunatics. Most of my friends post photos of their kids, pets and craft projects. I think it started because I often look at DIY stuff to get inspiration for embroideries and knitting projects. I am convinced that by

Whoever created instagram’s algorithms should have their math degree revoked. I have a friend who followed like a dozen wild life pages one day, and after that her suggested pages was nothing but shirtless beefcakes. 

“Artists"?