The Guardian had an article about this app, written by someone who actually used the app and fell pregnant https://www.theguardian.com/society/2018/jul/21/colossally-naive-backlash-birth-control-app It’s not as easy to use as the marketing claims, and those stats are based on perfect use by women with textbook cycles

I need instagram help. The suggested pages are showing artisanal knives. I don’t like knives or knife culture. I like embroidery, museums and cute animals. All the accounts I follow that are not friends are about embroidery, museums and cute animals. I click on “see fewer posts like this”, but I swear that seems to…

Excellent idea. Movie and tv studios in the US should do the same. Form a cartel and put a stop to ridiculous salaries. How much does the cast of Big Bang Theory make per episode? $1 mil? That's disgusting. No one needs or deserves that much

What do Trump rejects do after they've been fired? I doubt working for and being fired by Trump is a plus on a resumé, and they probably have rather expensive life styles. Many of them also embarrassed themselves, repeatedly, in tge media for everyone to see. They would be a liability for most organisations

Maybe she was, maybe she wasn’t. No way to prove it now

And I suppose you get a pedicure before you put on your flipflops in the summer? And you have of course advised all the men you know that they need to take care of their feet if they are going to wear flipflops or sandals?

I wonder if he's ever tried calling Merkel?

Max Martin isn't dead

Yep. I’ve mucked plenty of stables, the feet need to be covered. 

Kanye writing and directing porn dialogue *shudder*

Just because she agrees with everything they say, subscribe to their newsletter, collects ww2 memorabilia, wears a pyjama with swastikas and has a SMALL Hitler-tattoo, does mean she's a nazi! 

I meant paparazzi cameras

I wonder how much time Kim and Kanye spend together when there are no cameras around. What do they talk about? I’m guessing their shedules and maybe the kids

“I was just following orders"

I didn't know about the book. That was fast! The ghostwriter must have churned it out in a week. Impressive

That’s why they invented shrinks, though. Maybe she’s seeing one about this, maybe her daughter is fine with it, but I think it’s a little icky to go on talkshows to talk about your daughter’s trauma

My mind went here:

She’s not trying to profit from her daughter’s experience of being BRANDED by a creepy ass sex cult, is she? No one can be that vile, can they? She’s not hoping that this exposure will give her work, right?! RIGHT?!?!

I never use make up, so I have no idea if that's an insult or a compliment

If your friend says “fat upper pussy area” in a professional setting, s/he is not a doctor and that is not a *medical* community