“Carl Reiners and Mel Brooks-es of the future”

I have eczema and so does my son. The list of stuff that can happen in eczema would wrap around the globe several times. Cold sores on your breasts is probably very, very, very far down on that list, given that the doctor presented it at a conference. You only present extraordinary cases at conferences. Doctors should…

“Why had none of the many dermatologists I’d visited ever bothered to tell me eczema herpeticum was a thing?”

Do they hand you blond hair dye when you join the republican party, or is “bottle blond chic" a requirement to join? Are there any brunette or red haired republicans?

Trump is jealous that Biden has much better memes

Nope. Just a notification of your reply

Daylight come and I wanna go home

If I accidentally like someone's comment on Kinja and immediately un-like it, do they still get a notification?

So it’s the colour of my nipples and vulva that are offensive? I can just doodle on them with a magic marker and head for the beach?  

A friend of mine had two miscarriages probably because of fibroids. How would they know what was an embryo and what was a fibroid? Should we bury those too just to be on the safe side?

Ivanka's hair looks like a wig

Unless “misogynistic” referred to some other part missing from that story.

I’ve been thinking about making something between a utility belt and the creation below. Maybe if I make it myself and make it really pretty, it won’t feel so much like a fanny pack

I wish fanny packs didn't look so stupid, they are so practical.

I’m so sick of those paleo people. Humans, and most importantly our gut bacteria, didn’t stop evolving in the Paleolithic. Seriously, even if we did start eating grains 10,000 years ago, that’s eons upon eons in bacterial evolution and bacteria do a lot of our digestion.  

Why do they stick out their tongues like that?

Jackie Kennedy was one of the most classy people who ever lived. OF COURSE Trump doesn’t like her style

And France

Don Sr is groping his daughter on stage and Don Jr cheated on his wife with someone who uses the same fake tan as Sr. That whole family should be quarantined from decent society

Fun experiment: remove the Ivanka labels on the clothes, sew on something else and see if sales improve. I would never those type of clothes myself, but they’re bland enough to wear if you work in an office and have to look proper and boring