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I was going to say something nice about the look on Kate’s face when she looks at her children, but then I started worrying about getting nasty replies because I know there are people who can find something negative to say even about a mother's adoration of her kids

Oh ffs, what’s with kinja now?! I can't reply to anyone, I can't see grey comments, clicking on my notification doesn't work. Just go over to disqus already, kinja blows

I don’t think they bother to ungrey people anymore. This whole grey/ungrey experiment was a bust and now a bunch of regular commentators are second class citizens 

I've given birth. It's not beautiful. It's kinda cool, but not beautiful

I’d go to abebooks and get first editions of all my favourite books

Ridiculous 

“Miss"? She wasn't even allowed to call the social worker by name? 

I saw it too. She got a few small puncture wounds from the fish’s teeth. I have gotten far worse injuries falling off horses and bikes, climbing fences etc. You put some antiseptic cream on it and get on with your life.

Bitten by a shark sounds dramatic. She was nibbled on by a fish

If I had a lot of free time on my hands, I would create an instagram dedicated to all the stupid injuries people sustain when trying to get instagram likes

That’s not an unpopular opinion

I don’t know why you’re going on about these lesser Chrises when Chris Sarandon exists

She always has the worst shoes. Pointed stilettos like some non-ironic 80ies throwback. And her heels are always ridiculously high. That’s not flattering, it just looks bizarre and painful. That skirt was awful.

I wonder if he'll harp on about jesus and god this much in the divorce announcement? Probably not

I just thought of something kind of positive about the kardashians: at least none of them are trying to launch an acting or singing career

A thorough psychological profile of Elon Musk would be an interesting read

You have like what 20 people telling you you’re wrong. Your posts get zero recommendations, all the replies telling you you’re wrong have stars, yet you’re choosing to die on this hill.

Yes. I also remember that Stassa Edwards never apologised and got to keep her job

Dead giveaway

The bill doesn’t ban formula, it bans formula manufacturers from lying about formula to trick women into choosing it over breastfeeding. Nestle in particular have used absolutely disgusting marketing strategies in third world countries to sell their expensive formula to poor families  https://gizmodo.com/the-us-threate