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The stars ALWAYS have their own hair and make up people. But that’s not what I meant. There’s a hierarchy at any large work place. If you don’t know how to navigate the social mores, you won’t rise to the position of make up artist to a big production’s star. It is inconceivable that RWP’s make up people would relay

You think a make up artist would try to gossip with one huge star about another huge star? How old are you?

Sure, stage hands, assistants etc. gossip, but do you really think the star of the show would be invited to their gossip sessions?

She’s 34, he’s 68. This will be his fifth marriage. I’m guessing most of the opinions are about those things

Needles in my lips

ELAAAAAAAAAAAAAINE!!!!!!!!!

It was too confusing for me. I need a flowchart or something

The person taking the photo must be standing on a chair or something. Do they have photographers just standing around on chairs waiting to get a cute shot from an interesting angle? 

When I hit thirty I started to get sciatica pains, joint pains, I could no longer drink coffee in the evenings and worst of all, I started gaining weight even though I hadn't changed my exercise routines or eating habits. I have to watch what I eat now or I'll get pudgy

They get a green card, Trump gets shocked with a cattle prod on live TV

When she sobers up from this infatuation, the hangover will be brutal

85 days.

His network would have picked up the tabs for his travels. Call it "research and recognisation" and they'll pay

James Woods, like many who share his opinions, suffers from a severe case of persecution complex. In his mind, he's nailing himself to a cross. He's completely oblivious to his agent's burn

Seth Mcfarlane would be about the only person who’d hire James Woods

404 brain not found

Thank god I live in europe where this would be illegal. First time I’ve been grateful for the GDPR

Jada has been very visible lately too. I read several blind gossip items claiming Will made her leave Gotham because he doesn’t want her to be too famous and  successful. That doesn't sound like a happy marriage 

Totally. I also think she'll be divorced before the first episode with her new name airs

They could at least have some kind of open thread for us non-american