How old are you?

Ok, but what does that have to do with an incoming mail server?

Every time I think I have a firm grasp of what a millenial expression means, they start using it in a new way

What's with the mass exodus lately?

But do you think Jessica Simpson has any concept of what would be considered expensive for sushi delivery?

Also the name makes me think of women who look like this, but unironically

It me

I never wear heels or make up. Does that make me an abnormal westerner? Seriously, have ever spent a day in heels? It’s torture. And you’re kidding yourself if you think women don’t wear make up and heels in Mogadishu. Those who have a lifestyle that allows it, that is. Just google somali fashion and you’ll find tons…

How do "normal westerners" behave?

So?

Why not just be honest? “We tried, but couldn’t get it to work. It got so bad we couldn’t say two words to each other without it developing into a fight. Besides, we mostly got together because we had great sex, when the sexlife died after the baby, so did our relationship. Therapy didn’t work and we don’t want our…

Have you seen ICE’s new uniforms?

A woman in a same sex relationship is also less likely to be using any form of birth control

You say that as if it’s a bad thing. I’d love to have a lifestyle where I could wear rings that look like they are the recovered russian crown jewels

They think the only "real" sexual assault is rape. Groping doesn't count. They probably grope women without thinking much about it since they have zero respect for women. Crews was groped, therefore he's a woman, therefore they have zero respect for him. Horrible people have horrible logic

So those penis socks they use in movies. Do they throw them out after each use, or do you wash them and reuse them in other movies? Or do actors bring their own, bespoke socks? Either way, it's someone's job to manufacture penis socks

She has good PR people who created her public persona 

Avocados used to be a sometimes-food, now people eat several a day, use them for face masks and I don't know what. What happened to moderation?