She lacks charisma. For instance, Sigourney Weaver has thin lips, but she’s so radiant in every photo it makes me swoon. There are many people that aren’t conventionally pretty but have “it” so they are gorgeous anyway. Melania has the charisma of plywood. Even with professional photographers she looks stiff and…

People have suggested she's trolling Trump with her clothes. The pink pussy bow blouse, the Hillary-esque pant suit etc. I keep my fingers crossed they're right. 

Dude! Trigger warning!

Not what I expected from her considering how he treated her father

For some reason people want cancer patients to be brave, inspirational heroes. I suspect most of them haven’t seen cancer up close and personal

Force Trump to do an hour on the treadmill for every day immigrant kids spend apart from their parents, that should put a torch under his fat ass. And he would suffer! 

That just means they can be flushed, not that you should. Wipes don't dissolve like paper and cause horrible clogs that cost the taxpayers a small fortune to remove

Women have periods. You know he wouldn’t touch any topic relating to women with a ten foot pole

Ok, WHY are famous people sticking their tongues out like that? With their mouths open as wide as possible and tongue as far out as possible? Miley Cyrus did it in EVERY photo for a while, Ariana Grande and her soon-to-be ex-bf do it and now Nikki Minaj. It’s spreading.

Right? Transfer that to any other situation. Bookstore employee who sells law books goes to the court and starts dictating what laws should be invoked. Imagine a vegetarian cashier at a grocery store refusing to sell meat because they think the meat industry is immoral and the customer should eat more vegetables…

Is it "shade" though?

1. That pharmacist is an asshole. 2. He’s not a doctor, he has no business deciding what medications people take or don’t take. 3. Why become a pharmacist if you have objections to certain prescriptions? If I claimed I wouldn’t do some part of my job because I didn’t feel like it, my boss would rightly tell me to stop…

I believe that Kim K will stop taking selfies as much as I believe she can become an attorney

It doesn't take an expert to spell "Colombian" 

No, but pre-Colombian is

The only reason Hung Up was a hit was the Abba-sample

Don’t most addicts relapse? It seems to be part of the process. Seems like it does more harm than good to define relapses as failures. I don't think guilt and shame are very constructive feeling

Great, now you've jinxed her

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