Wtf are you buying for your kid that costs $50,000/month?!? 

They are creating future terrorists. Traumatized children become damaged, angry adults. Most will probably “only” turn that anger towards themselves: drink, do drugs, sabotage relationships, etc., but some will direct their anger towards the US government 

Is Ariana Grande the new Taylor Swift? How does that work, is there a ceremony where pass a torch, or do their PR people just sort it out at a lunch meeting?

His and Miley Cyrus’s. WHY do they stick out their tongues all the time?!

Sarandon

My boss had twins through surrogacy and was absolutely horrible to the poor surrogate. She talked about the poor woman like she was a baby hatching appliance. I once asked my boss what kind of post natal care the surrogate got, and she didn’t know. It hadn’t crossed her mind.

It’s not a bug, it’s a feature

I assume that thing is glued to her boobs? Ouch

Also he’s been bred from birth to be a diplomat and not express strong opinions on anything even a little controversial. Yes, I’ve seen the infamous nazi-photo but I don’t think he ever actually agreed with nazi ideology, it was just teenage edginess. He’s an adult now and knows how to carry himself

I thought Kendall was the gay one?

Did you find anything about how many without a degree take the bar exam and pass? Can’t be that many

Translated “If it wasn’t for the reading and hard work, I would be an attorney”

She’s still bright orange with razor thin light eyebrows though. She and Trump must be the only ones still using that bronzer.

You want the brain close to sensory organs like eyes, ears and nose, and it makes more sense to have the eyes high up

That’s a lot of forehead in one photo

The album is already on Pirate Bay

I like your friend

And a scalp like a rhinoceros hide. It must be an inch of scar tissue by now

That orange hue she’s had the past 15 years is the WORST! You can see her real skin colour in her hairline, it looks ridiculous

In OP’s world