He didn’t, he liked my post.

I was being sarcastic. The dude is literally saying he wouldn’t be surprised if younger women were raped, a prime example of how normalized rape is in our culture.

The “typical” thing is obv. to rape younger women. That would not have been surprising. There are typical rapes and then there are atypical rapes. And yet there are those who still insist rape culture doesn’t exist. What is a dude not being surprised if young women were raped, then?!  

10% of what?

The first one looks like a lab coat

Bitch

Honestly I’m a little surprised he’s still alive

[Alvy addresses a pair of strangers on the street]

I don’t want to be an instagram model either. So? Why are people so upset? Because a person said she wouldn’t want to do something they do? Ffs, people. Relax!

H&M had them years ago for like $5

Serious question: why do people follow “influencers” on instagram? I have instagram, I follow my friends, some museums and some accounts by people who share my hobbies (embroidery and botany). Why would I want to see some random millennial sit by a pool in designer clothes?

If I touched Tom Cruise’s finger, there is no way I could resist saying “Xenu, phone home!”

Uterine prolapse. Happens even with fewer than 14 births. Do your kegel exercises

She’s spent almost exactly a quarter of her entire life pregnant. 14 pregnancies * 9 months = 126 months. 126 / 12 = 10.5. Provided there were no preemies

Didn’t she also stop nursing early so that she could get pregnant again? Which I don’t get. They probably believe in “intelligent design”. Breast milk is actually designed to be the best food you can give a baby. It adapts to your baby’s needs in a very ingenious way: the nipples analyse the baby’s saliva to see what…

My body took about a year and a half to recover after one pregnancy. How can you subject yourself to FOURTEEN pregnancies?

Which will repulse him more, octopus or steamed broccoli?