Joyce Carol Oates is 79...

Grammar is elitist, goldplated toilets are not

What qualifications did they need for that job? A vocabulary of less than 2000 words and no self-respect? Congratulations of having the most demeaning job in the world, I totally understand why you wouldn’t give your names

That looks like a skull with a party hat but i can’t make out what it says underneath

Legally changing your name because someone you dated a few weeks gave you the idea? That’s going to be awkward after they break up. I snickered at my co-worker behind her back when she got a tattoo of her boyfriend’s initials on her ankle (they of course broke up a few weeks later) but this is a thousand times worse

She sounds like she would still need her parents’ permission to legally change her name for a few more years

Their clothes probably stink. Do these kids know how to do laundry, or washing machine maintenance so it doesn’t stink?

Good effort but trying to explain to an american that their views on ethnicity and nationality sound weird and sometimes offensive to everyone else is unfortunately a waste of time

I thought it was a pretty good joke. Because you did get it’s a joke, right?

Well if she doesn’t love him, then what should she say? Maybe ”care for” is the strongest she could commit to?

I want Winona and Keanu to fall in love and marry for real

So if they want people from the industry on a board of scientists, does that mean every company board must have a few scientists? For balance.

Kvass isn’t dairy, it’s made from bread and fruit

Are you sure it wasn’t kvass? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kvass

More likely https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kefir

Mine don’t. So many things in this article and in the comments are news to me. I knew some women wear bike shorts under skirts and dresses to prevent chafing but I had no idea anti-chafing creams existed. Or that chafing can get so bad that the skin becomes rough and discolored

Father giving away the bride is an antiquated tradition with pretty unpleasant roots. The more of those we do away with, the better. Some traditions are nice, but we don’t have to do them all

Did you photoshop his hand smaller?

What’s wrong with her underwear...?