*Merry

Who in their right mind would marry into a royal family, especially the British one? I’m sure the princes are nice people, but no one is nice enough to put up with the constant scrutiny and criticism for.

Weak...

Or in Party of Five where Neve Campbell’s character decides to have an abortion, but has a very convenient miscarriage on the way to the clinic.

How long before he changes his title to something like “Grand Exalted Über Fürher”? and introduces mandatory boobjobs and hair bleachings for all women?

Yeah, the timeline doesn’t agree with the math. She started texting him in July last year and was arrested in April. 65,000 texts in nine months is more like 240 texts/day. 500 must have been the record

I wonder what her diagnosis is? Manic episodes rarely last over four months, they either run their course or people collapse from exhaustion long before that. 500 text/ day with 8 hours off to sleep, eat, shower (although it’s possible she didn’t do some of those things, given the state she was in) is one text every…

I don’t drink too much either

And because of his behaviour, EVERYONE knows that

Yeah, I know. But people will say about the rapist that just his association with Chris Brown means that he would never have to rape anyone. Because people are horrible

He’s like what, 70 years old? (I don’t want to google, I don’t want to give his wikipedia hits, I don’t want to contribute to his search ratings on google. You know he keeps track) Why is he STILL so insecure that everything is a dick measuring contest? Therapy should be available to more people

Oh, I forgot “he’s so good looking/rich/famous he doesn’t need to rape anyone”

“Boys will be boys”, “Everyone deserves a second chance”, “There are two sides to every story”, “he was drunk/upset/whatever”, “women are greedy liars”, etc. Take your pick

I doubt Anna Wintour would ever do reality tv though. Who would even dare to suggest that to her?

Why are you really disappointed? Can’t an 80-year-old woman live her life as she choses?

I’m an ocean away from Mariah. I think that’s about how much distance you need to find her delightful. Up close and in person I think other adjectives apply

Europe isn’t a monolith

Yoko Ono should get a cat or a goldfish or something, and name it Kim!

Please get bangs

Right. “Allegedly” *wink*