No, but it amuses. I liked Fargo, my kind of humour too

So when is Kanye going to announce that he’s running for president? FLOTUS Kim Kardashian-West, Kris has probably already registered the instagram account

With a goatee he’d look like Guy Fawkes

So is this a horror movie? I can’t imagine a worse nightmare than being a woman and hearing the thoughts of men around me

I thought she disappeared because she fucked up her voice with all that belting?

Lots of awkward photoshopping.

This is neither new nor controversial, everyone in Sweden knows this. You learn in middle school that Karl XII rode from Turkey to Sweden in two weeks and brought the recipes for meatballs and kåldolmar with him

Rich people are assholes

Roll up a $100 bill and snort it up, you’ll be just like the rich and infamously stupid

I really hope they don’t take pollen from bees who’ve worked hard to collect it just to sell to rich, gullible idiots. Just scrape it off the hood of your car or scoop it up from water puddles.

If it’s only for a small circle of your friends, don’t post it on twitter. Why are these supposedly adult people behaving like 15-year-olds in the early days of facebook?

I find the expression “I am shook” very upsetting

Is Shania Twain *real country*, though?

Yeah it is. My sister has a thing for men in relationships, so far she’s managed to break up three relationships. I think she gets some kind of validation from it

I was thinking more of their first male role model

I’m curious about these men’s parents. Yes, we are influenced by other things than our parents, and after a certain age our peers become more influential than our parents, but our parents lay much of the foundation of our personalities.

And what the hell kind of caption is that from a grown woman? “My pain is the greatest!” Calm the fuck down and get some perspective. Or go to a pediatric cancer ward and try inspiring them with your noble suffering.

I had consensual sex with the guy who raped me. I didn’t want to admit to myself that the dude I thought was a great guy was a rapist. And I bought his weak excuse, because I wanted to believe he was a great guy. Women don’t want bad guys, we want good guys. We want good guys so much, we’ll try to convince ourselves…

Killing someone when the two of you are alone on your own submarine, and lots of people know where you are and not having a better cover story than “uh, she got off at an earlier stop. No wait, she bonked her head so I dumped her overboard. The mutilation-how-to on my computer? That wasn’t me” is NOT the perfect…