“Ninja Nanny” The script writes itself

I don’t use shampoo. I’m a woman with hair to my butt, I rinse it with a cheap conditioner about twice a week. It doesn’t get greasy and it doesn’t smell. In my teens and twenties I washed my hair with shampoo every day and every morning I woke up with greasy gross hair. It took longer than 2-3 months to wean my scalp…

Crazy idea: maybe she made the decision herself to stand still for a few minutes to let people take a few photos! Maybe she’s not being “paraded”, maybe she’s a grown woman with agency and free will. Maybe no one is being cruel to her. Given how people are so quick to judge her, I’d say the easy choice for her would…

1. This is Kate’s third. 2. Everyone’s different. I was up and about and felt ok the morning after giving birth. I looked like hell, but loose clothes hid that. I think I could have handled standing and waving for a few minutes. My friend was playing in the sandbox with her oldest the day after giving birth to her…

“Is she going to have a boy or a girl?”

Not the joke they were going for back when this was made, but it works this way too

Well they ain’t having any

There was that cult that castrated people

Creepy ass cults feels out of place nowadays. A couple of decades ago, cults were everywhere, but today people are so individualistic I thought that at least innoculated them from joining cults.

Mother Teresa was a sadistic, hypocritical bitch though...

I think the latter kids will follow a very different social trajectory than the former

That’s the best role to have in a royal family. All the privilege, almost no obligations.

Maternity wards should just give out badges to men that they can flash people to show they’re legit

Yeah, but americans love to mock those who worry about the environment

Where are her eyebrows?

I’m guessing her mother calls herself “momager” and thinks the money is hers as much as it is her kid’s

It’s like when kittens challenge older cats by fluffing up their fur and arching their back to look big and menacing. Adorable!!!

That kid is going to HATE Spandau Ballet

Everything Kanye says sounds luke a dig at his wife and her family

I live in a european country where you only see a doctor if there are any complications. We get lots of check ups, but they’re done by a nurse. At mine, she checked my iron, glucose, listened to the heartbeat and we had a chat about how the pregnancy was progressing, birth plan, etc. My delivery was uncomplicated so I…