I feel that stylists are the kind of people that are ALWAYS in panic mode, no matter what happens

That’s great, but you know they’re not going to change the article.

But she can’t have final approval, can she? I work at a goverment agency, if any employee wants to buy even a paper clip, it has to be approved by two people, one of them being the head of finances at our department. And she knows we’re constantly being audited and the media is always looking for scoops, so she goes…

So how do get a signature hat? What is the selection process? How does it go from “a hat” to “signature hat”

Two films

She’s not a good dancer, though

Did I say “always”?

I wonder what the divorce rate of the different administrations is? It would be pretty difficult to assess, but I bet the Obama administration had the lowest, simply because he hired mature grown ups with impulse control

Women from her generation tend to dismiss and minimize their own experiences. An unwanted kiss or being groped is seen as normal, expected even and nothing to dwell on. I’m not saying it’s right, just that that’s how it was. She did sue one of her co-stars for sexual harrasment though

I don’t think Harry and Maghan will last. Which makes me 1. Horribly cynical 2. Way too invested in celebrity gossip. I don’t know why I read gossip, I like myself a little less every time

Because a mixer turns the potatoes into slimy, heavy glue. MASH them, not mix them

I wonder how much the tabloids would pay for a photo of Kim K bald? Just a few tufts of fried hair here and there...

I doubt the court’s lawyers will allow it. There have been too many divorces in that family

Is she wearing a wig? The length and color of her hair varies so much I’m beginning to think she’s bald and it’s all wigs

“homo sapient women typically had between 20 to 30 children”

I thought mostly teens use snapchat. They don’t care about Oprah. Beyonce’s crowd also feels like it has a decade or two on the average snapchat user

Just the other week, a Jezebel writer rolled her eyes at people who write Columbia instead of Colombia. Maybe she should have a chat with her colleagues

A remake of a remake? How fresh and exciting! And they get paid bags of money for this, smh. Hey, how about a Dracula movie? Has anyone made one of those?

The mineral is spelled with a ‘z’