Those are great tits

You can also always impart some of the timeless wisdom of Homer Simpson

What about Dovima? Or Twiggy?

Ecactly. Not being able to google stuff is pitiful, but knowing how to use google is NOT impressive. It’s such a basic skill, it’s a little embarrassing when people brag about it. Like “that’s all you got? Oh, honey...”

I think it comes from years of rehearsing in front of the mirror

She’ll pick it up again after the divorce

The only way americans can understand anything is if you compare it with something american. They’re very limited that way. Everything outside of the states is just an abstraction to them until you put it in terms they can grasp

The kids from Village of the Damned were crazy smart, though....

Her lips look horrible. Sorry that wasn’t especially witty, but they just look horrible

Does it really count if the same IP clicks on the same article several times? And they NEVER apologise for anything. I’ve been reading gizmedia sites for years and seen some pretty big fuck ups, both technical and in articles. Not a peep. They seem to have a strict policy to never ever admit fault or apologise.

Cynical assholery if true. But does it really count if the same IP clicks on the same article several times?

They still haven’t fixed that the notifications don’t say which one of your posts was recommended, just that “so and so recommended your post”, and that has been going on forever...

Youtube is a good source for pronounciation. If you can read IPA, it’s [ʒivɑ̃ʃi]

That’s going to be my new motto in life. Tomorrow, I’m getting it tattooed on my forehead

But politicians all assume that the most important thing for everyone everywhere is to pay less taxes. The idea that people would happily pay more taxes to get better schools, hospitals etc. makes their brains shut down

Well obviously this shouldn’t be the ONLY sex ed kids get...

I have friends who slept with celebrities just for the story. I even know someone who slept with Perez Hilton! Sometimes people have sex for less than noble reasons, it doesn’t make them prostitutes

Apples are ruined for me now. I used to like apples!

This should be required reading in all high schools. Kids should know what they are watching. If you want to watch porn, fine, but know that not all porn is the same.

Men. The men you meet every day. Friends, spouses, brothers, sons, fathers, co-workers, neighbours, cab drivers, baristas, delivery men, men on the street, men standing next to you in the elevator. You’re kidding yourself if you think none of the men you interact with every day have watched this