Seriously, don't write sexist notes. Broads hate that.

Oh yes, I have seen them a few times when I was up to visit the parents in Central Maine. That is why I drive a vehicle that blends well with an off color, so even if I am going a bit too fast, they never look at me again once I am by them.

Probably didn't need a 5.0 to pull over a Neon, although they're quicker than one might think.

Just get him one of these when his license gets revoked. He seems to use his bike in the same way.

Cop car waiting by offramp is an imposter...

the cop was dead all along??

Plot twist: The dirt bike rider is a cop.