Amy Adams and Jennifer Lawrence do not deserve to be on this list. 

She looks like a smelly thumb

When I went to Davis, it was pretty well known around campus that any of the campus cats (especially Cheeto) were good luck charms and petting them before finals or midterms or whatever would bring luck. Those cats (AND THE DUCK COUPLE--YES, THERE WAS A DUCK COUPLE WHO WOULD ROAM AROUND TOGETHER) were the highlight of…

Thanks for spoiling this. Go fuck yourself.

I can’t with this show anymore. I’m officially done. Frankie is the god damn worst, i’ve never wanted to punch a child in the face as much as this dumb, obnoxious asshole bitch. I keep waiting for Sam to actually do some kind of parenting, but it just never happens. Fuck Frankie and fuck this show.

People are such garbage. 

A roller boy is a boy who works in the royal capital building. He must wear roller skates on his hands and feet, like the Wheelers in Return to Oz. But he’s a lot more handsome and that’s the point. At the annual Christmas Party the roller boy is dropped down from the ceiling, wearing his beloved roller skates. He has…

“We were friends for a while & soon after fell in like with each and then upgraded to love.”

Basically that I still haven’t been trained for the job I was hired to do 6 months ago and they’ve stuck me at the front desk to do insane reception work. I did not sign up to be a fucking receptionist, yet here I am, sitting at the front desk getting screamed at all the time. 

I accidentally found myself at the Glossier/Rheas pop up not knowing it was going to be there as I met my sister for lunch there and it was the dumbest shot show of a thing. It felt 80 degrees inside, music blasting, and took 1.5 hours to get a sandwich. I didn’t see anyone else eating. It felt surreal and super…

MY question is what hotel was this that allowed Satan to stay there and host a meeting with all these huge celebs?? 

The Beyonce story reminds me of the time I tried to make a friend in college. She was nice and one day we were at the library on a weekend studying for finals and I tried to get to know her better. When she asked me what I was listening to lately I told her like, Kendrick and Beyonce and some other hip hop group and…

This comment sums up everything I fucking hate about the god damn Gilmore Girls. Fuck that garbage to hell. 

Atlanta did not get enough god damn attention.

I’ve definitely noticed that I have more energy and focus, which helps my productivity. I gave up coffee in the morning. I know Chaga is supposed to give “immune system support” which I can’t really comment on because I rarely ever get sick and I haven’t been drinking it long enough to notice. But I agree, the price…

Thanks. It feels good to know that this Sociology degree I just finished earning isn’t totally useless.

It feels so good to see that $0 balance. I wanna say “fuck you, Capital One” but it’s not really their fault. 

I went on a job interview for my dream job yesterday and it went super well but I’m trying really really really hard to not convince myself that I already got the job and that everything’s super great. I also paid off all of my credit cards this morning. Goodbye $5,000s of debt. I’ve also lost 12 pounds as of today,…

Wtf, Drake is in that stupid “Baby” video? So out of place.