I told all my married friends that if I wasn’t married by 30 then they’d get a birthday registry from me, because I deserve a KitchenAid too, dammit.
Also, Stanley Tucci.
I’m conflicted. On the one hand, I’m 100% on her side and 100% opposed to the alt-right. On the other hand, her special was not good. I’m a fan of her show, and I liked her movie a lot, and I liked her previous special, but this one sucked, frankly.
“‘I never thought leopards would eat MY face,’ sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party.”
I cleared a million in medical bills at 18 with no insurance. My employer put me on the insurance as soon as humanly possible and later my attorney negotiated down those costs. But being 18 and getting a bill that is the size of a text book for a million dollars? I almost passed out. I wish I had saved it. My way to…
They’ve got options now! They can either not get sick, or die from their diseases. America!
recusing himself now, after the allegations, when he refused to recuse himself before (even though, like, his status as “former campaign surrogate” obviously hasn’t changed) says “I’m guilty but the GOP’s spine fell out of its collective butt so let’s split the diff, mmmkay?”
Who wore it best?
Yep it sure can get complex when you can’t keep your dick in your pants.
i didnt mean to cheat!
“It’s just the way that it goes sometimes, and it’s sad.”
WE ARE AN EVIL DESTRUCTIVE SPECIES AND I HATE US.
I’m starting to wonder what’s right with people.
What the fuck is wrong with people?!
This morning I listened to NPR for about 16 seconds. At the top of the hour, David Green said Trump would not be attending the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, and I smirked to myself while they cut to the quote from the deputy comm. director: “This President was not elected to hang out with reporters and…
I can see him still holding a small torch for her because it’s hard to let go of your first love and it seems like they haven’t seen each other in years. But I have to believe once he’s spent more than 20 minutes with her as an adult he’ll be like “k bye.”
Supernatural fan here, this is not the Dean we are interested in.