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I now live in the Midwest and I’m kicking myself super extra hard for not taking more advantage of everything that was at my disposal in NYC. I was always like “meh, I’ll catch them next time they’re in town” now it’s like “ooo there’s a show happening in two months, can’t wait!” =/

Wow, this is really accurate. WTF right? Especially to that last one.

“I watched all the parents try to have conversations while staring out the back window.”

I like this a lot.

Also a Supernatural fan, can confirm! (I’m also very late to this post)

Actually, minus the underwear part, I have a friend who was acquainted with this guy that deliberately hung himself in his boss’ office because he hated him so much (also of course, he was extremely depressed, but hating his boss factored into it a lot).

Yes, thank you! I was like, “I don’t usually hate bangs but these are really distracting.” And then so many questions persisted the entire time I watched: Does her fake controlling husband ask her to get those bangs? Does she get a blow out everyday and curl them under? That can’t be comfortable, can it? Wouldn’t she

I know! In my brain this actually hurts so much to think about that it goes straight past fury into I-don’t-even-know-what-anymore.

This also kind of applies to all the farmers in Southern California who supported Trump but now face the possibility of losing most of their workforce, and in turn businesses, from ramped up deportation efforts. Here’s the article

Maybe this is wrong, but I kind of think of her as like a less nice IRL Tyra from Friday Night Lights.

This is so terrifying to me. Imagining “what if I had to do that to date?” I think we got lucky in finding each other when it was still a totally normal thing to simply meet someone at a friend’s party. And going out meant actually doing an activity (all without the other person expecting to hook up right away). Also

Yes. This exactly.

I know “Your Body Is A Host” doesn’t roll off the tongue as well as “Wonderland” but I’m sure John Mayer could figure it out!

nevermind

Does snail mail get through?

Ooo I’ll look into that, thanks!

Me too! Literally every make-up wearing person I knew told me Dior waterproof mascara was the best ever. It was gross, gloopy, had a terrible brush, and was impossible to wash off. So far I like Benefit’s They’re Real the best (I think I also tried a Smashbox one and didn’t like it). To me the Benefit formulas are all

It’s like a CW show that takes itself too seriously (I’d love to see Megan Follows just dropped in there for no reason). I think it took me maybe 3 episodes to not find it boring - I kept watching bc I didn’t know what else to pick since a lot of the things on my list are “watch with husband” shows. 

Sorry to burst your bubble on that but I have a friend who works in DC and every single thing Hillary said during the debates was focus group tested.