"Who the hell is Kim Kardashian?" Edie Falco

I automatically heart those who actually understand a Wayland Flowers reference. :-)

Glad to see Wayland Flowers working again.

I appreciate a good fake now and then. :-) And frankly, I just laugh at women who say they "never" fake. I file that in the 'wide stance' and 'I did not have sex with that woman' box.

I have faked orgasm occasionally in the past and I'm sure I will occasionally in the future. I don't feel bad about it, or wrong for doing it. In fact, sometimes I've done it just to prove I can do it and get away with it. And sometimes, the fake one feels almost as good as a real one.

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The article didn't speak for me as regards to what I'd like photos of, but it certainly spoke for my distaste of cock pics. I am 45 fucking years old, and the mean I date are in their 40s and 50s. 75% of the time, within a few weeks of dating someone new, I will get a dick pic because the idiot thinks it will turn…

Spanx is just girdle spelled differently.

Every time I wear pantyhose, I picture a line of Jezebel 'experts' lined up like the Church Lady, with pursed lips and wagging fingers.

Where's the 'like' button?

Well, crap. Apparently I can't just upload a pic. Pretend this is Happy Bunny - I just realized, I don't care.

My exhusband used to tell everyone "I'm going to make man noises." Gross, but effective - we all stayed away from that bathroom for hours afterwards.

H.R. Palinstuff & Friends, 2011

Well, we certainly don't waste any time calling parents who force their little girls into beauty pageants as toddlers idiots, and that's just the other end of the spectrum from what these parents are doing.

I don't think you can raise children without, to some extent, forcing your beliefs on them. Whether it's forcing them to eat veggies or drink milk or not play in the middle of the road.

You don't have to adhere to 'rigid' gender norms to allow your child to be male or female. These people are forcing their beliefs on this infant, and on their older children, all the while preaching about not forcing your beliefs on your children. I call bullshit.

The baby isn't genderless. The parents, however, are idiots.

Ooooohhhh. Now I understand that new law in Utah.

Thanks for all the replies. I think I'm just going to have to bite the bullet (no pun intended) and toss it.