Considering how my gentle parts get used sometimes, it's even funnier. :-)

No, I don't use lubes with it at all. Just getting it out of the drawer takes care of that issue!

Question for all you toy experts:

One benefit of being a natural redhead is that pubic hair is so much finer anyway. Or maybe I'm assuming based on mine. But it's pale and thin anyway, so shaving isn't much of an issue anyway.

I also see a difference in this situation and kids walking to school, all at the same time. They're bound to meet up and end up walking in a group.

It's not the mile, it's the unsupervised part. Unsupervised, unaccompanied children, barely out of their toddler years. Yes, that's a problem.

I'm sorry, but if Jesus watches Oprah, I'm officially an atheist.

But that's sorta the point - a mile of traffic? Even if it's on a rural road, because that brings its own problems, speed and maintenance and visibility among others. If she'd been walking with them, or another adult or even a teenager, it would be different. But letting two barely school-age children walk a mile…

A mile? A MILE? That's a 10/15 minute walk for an adult at a stroll. For a child, a 5/6 year old child?

It really is true, isn't it? Real beauty is all in the bones.

Giving baths, cooking dinner, driving to soccer/dance/scouting, helping with homework, ruining your kids adult relationships - Moms do all that and STILL dad won't just pick up his damn socks.

Isn't this one of the first things girls learn about boys? When their dick is hard, they don't hear anything.

I have never even smoked a cigarette, let alone anything else. So, no. And yes, my arm hurts from patting myself on the back.

I've always said if I ever get a tattoo, it will be a bullseye, just over that spot. :-)

Yea, I can see that, too.

All I can think of is that guy really looks like Joe the Plumber. And, I'm really glad I always vote Democrat.

Where my neck and shoulder meet. Especially on the left side. I just - oh, my God. One particular guy I have sex with occasionally is a genius with that spot and will scrap his teeth there just when my orgasm is building. I swear, I think my G-spot migrated north.

Italians - Just like us!

That was just me thinking sarcasm was funny. Obviously, that didn't translate well to the keyboard.

Always nice to know my pain brings others laughter. :-D