@SuicaLove: I heart your heart.

@Lolotehe: Ahh. Obviously we have a multi-tasking dragon.

@notimetobewitty: In my case, Harry Potter is the key to my panty drawer.

The only way to prove he's your one true love is to make sure he rescues you from a room at the top of the tallest tower, guarded by a fire-breathing dragon.

I think we should just get used to that poster for The Black Swan being parodied. Jim Carey did one, too.

""Having her speak about abstinence is like asking her mother to speak about geography."

@mustlovebooknerd: No, the half is the child my daughter-in-law will give birth to in March.

@SmallbutMighty: Maybe it's the difference between pillow-styled and stylist-styled.

@Roots500: My daughter-in-law is pregnant, due at the end of March. My cutesy remark obviously missed the target. :-)

My first husband just friended me on Facebook. We've been divorced since '97, and we share two kids and one and a half grandchildren and live in different states 800 miles apart.

Hey, I have that hairstyle! Every morning, when I get out of bed.

@sterlingsilver36: The only good thing about that movie was that I used a free pass so it didn't cost me anything to get in.

His comments about plastic surgery scaring him made me laugh.

Hey, she's half kneazle. Give her the gottdamn lamb.

If your invisibility cloak is long enough, you don't need to worry about the shoes.

@Hippopotame asks all friends pre-data leak to re-friend her again, pretty please!: I completely agree with your take on the differences between acting and "acting."

@mustlovebooknerd: I know when I do it, it's definitely Oscar-worthy! :-)

@BAngieB: I think it's time for everyone to stop thinking of 'reality TV' as 'reality.' Are there any of those shows that aren't scripted?

Faking orgasm for a sex tape isn't acting?

@carolina-god: Good point. The mom/parents had to know the school's standards and chose to ignore them.