I need a thesaurus so I can make sure I include all versions of WRONG.

Studies show that circumcised men are also more likely to have sex with me.

I see Britney Spears is modeling the newest look in Facebook profile pictures.

Haters gonna hate.

On Maintaining a Healthy Body Image - Part I:

@zombiefishgirl: That's the only explanation for the Republican takeover of the House.

This would not work in the United States. The IRS is run by Slytherins who earned NEWTs in Charms, and they have cast strong protection spells around their buildings and people.

@rixatrix has snapped from her tether: You can't hear me, but I'm clapping.

I wish there were a "hide" feature for Jezebel. That way, I'd never have to see posts involving Jersey shore people, the Kwhatevers, Palin or Lohan/Hilton/Aniston.

@NomNom83: My thought exactly - kneejerk.

@needmorecoffee: Very true. She's gorgeous.

Ann Margaret called. She'd like Nicole Kidman to stop trying to look like her.

@I am calm, but thanks: I'm sure that pill can help some women. But I also think that one little pill can only be part of the solution, not THE solution.

These people do understand that female arousal is more complicated than just directing blood flow, right? That female orgasm isn't something that can be created with just a pill?

What, no underwire?

@LadyFig: When I did online dating, I used to laugh at the emails I'd get asking if I 'dated outside my race.' That was my standard response - nope. I stick to humans.

@helechoanarquista: Word.

If I had to choose between the BFF and the Fiance, I'd pick the BFF. At least she's being honest about not being in the wedding for her own personal reasons, and the Fiance is posting personal correspondence on the internet.

@I am Kirok!: They have two legs. Two in the front, two in the back. :-)

@najmah: Yea, but Kirk would fuck anything with a hole. That's why there are no sheep on the Enterprise. *lol*