Hey, those pastry shears will cut a bitch.

@Edman: Or, asexual. Why do we have to force him to define his sexuality?

@timetorambleon: Thank you. I'm sure it took me longer to decide on that than it took my parents to name me!

I absolutely disagree. Why should Spacey or anyone else have to publicly announce the gender of the persons/people with whom he chooses to have sex?

You know what they say, it's not a party until the police show up. Or, the fire department. Or just people in uniform.

@thebutton19: It keeps lipstick from sticking to your teeth. It also makes it easier to smile because your lips don't dry out and stick to your teeth.

@teenypanini09: Yes, I've seen the Barbies occasionally. They also partner with other movies, but no more Pixar. Which is disappointing.

I would like to sue McDonalds because they're no longer partnering with Pixar and there were no Toy Story 3 Happy Meal toys. Boooo!!

@Mary Ratliff: Love this: "sometimes you do something because it's important to somebody else who is important to you."

The Body Language Police just called the authorities to report that Brad Pitt has caused Angelina Jolie to suffer symptoms of shaken baby syndrome. They have the photos to prove it.

@Optissima: My one regret is my kids never got to do any real Easter egg hunts. I'm not particularly religious so I didn't raise them actively in a church, where most of the egg hunts happened.

@closetalker11: It's one of the fun parts of mothering your kids, seeing them get mushy over silly little traditions from their childhood.

@Brownh0rnet: The Valentine baby. Just a silly little thing we started when my daughter said something about the naked babies on the Valentine's card when she was two.

@banzailibrarian: Never thought of booze before. Definitely going into the stocking.

@My cat hates Tom Cruise: Thanks for the reminder!

My children are 24 and 22 and married or partnered. My daughter has a child, my son has one coming in March.

@YoungBayardRustin: Except that the girls are getting their pictures on magazines and college education funds donated and wasn't there something about a spin-off reality show? (Not sure about that, mostly because I only read the headlines.)

@stacyinbean: I knew cheerleaders and pagaent girls would understand! :-)

Does this mean I can stop using Vaseline on my teeth?

I have never seen this show and have no intention of changing that, but I do hope MTV at least makes an attempt to show how difficult it is to raise a child, instead of just making these girls famous and their children even more marginal.