@Ack: So noted.

To whom it may concern:

Brad Pitt is wearing reading glasses on a lanyard?

@screaming_on_the_inside: The History Channel has this series called "Modern Marvels" and they had an episode on Super-Sized Food. It was eye-opening.

Trashy clothes, dancing with a partner you can touch, seductive music . . . it's a disaster waiting to happen!

@AthertonMerriweather: I've seen a few performances on YouTube, but I've never seen a show live.

@screaming_on_the_inside: I did the Weight Watchers thing a few years ago and one of the leader's stock stories was about a woman who'd lost a lot of weight (naturally on WW). Every two weeks or once a month or something, she would use all of her points for a day on Snickers. Meaning, she'd eat four or five of them…

Basically, he counted calories, right? And stuck to a base amount of calories no matter how he got there. That makes sense for weight loss.

Hey, those of us who had to sit through a 2-hour makeup session for some Glamour Shots wish we could have just been Photoshopped back then.

I'm sorry, but this doesn't match my semen-splatter necklace.

Why does that guy's penis have a pig snout?

Bless their hearts.

Am I the only person who read this and hoped she at least got a

Come down south. We have plenty of men who know how to act like gentlemen. Sprinkled liberally with racist redneck assholes, of course, but you find those everywhere.

I must have my Kotex brand tampon. Must. Have.

@LeRollingStoner: It totally describes her, too, in one short story.

When my daughter was 5, her Daisy troop had a Halloween party. When we walked in, I saw all these pretty ballerinas and fairies and brides and princesses and Barbies.

Oh, no. Not the Durhamites.

That is the Best. Headline. Ever.

@Chamalla,barren crone: Not begrudging the funny, honest. But I don't think other people should have to temper their happiness, either. To every season there's a turn, something something something.