@megazona: As long as the babies call me Nona, we're good. :-)

@Uncommon_Whore: Yes, I did. Some of the individual entries were very funny.

There's an easy solution to this.

All I ever got was Barbies.

Oooooh!! Do you think they had, like, sleepovers, and, like, did each other's makeup and braided each other's hair and stuff? Because that would be, like . . . pretty gross, actually.

@DuchessofHazards: It's a shame that given the diversity of black skin tones, they made everyone look pretty much the same for that photo shoot.

Lovely ladies, all, but why did Whoopi get the Loreal lightening treatment?

So what does Lack of Talent smell like? Autotune?

I'm not a cat person (actually, I'm not an animal person, doesn't matter what it is), but I'm always amazed at how gentle my daughter's cats are with my two-year old grandson. He can be accidentally rough, as toddlers can be, and they're so patient with him and seem to know he doesn't mean to hurt them. It's really…

@newyorkmuse: I heart this.

@amandahugnkiss: Is that a Barry Manilow song?

@shantidevi: Especially on a headband, so it stays at that perfect jaunty angle? Loverly.

Want.

@amandahugnkiss: At least that didn't have an "Oh, Mandy" soundtrack. :-)

I'm just now getting on the Angel love-train (almost at the end of season 4), and this look is now superimposed over Wesley.

I'm very conscious of my personal space. I'm affectionate with people I actually know and love but otherwise, I put out a very strong back-the-fuck-up vibe. I know this. I'm okay with this.

It's interesting how many men seem to own giant dildos.

That sounds exactly like something Stephen Fry would say, in his dry, sarcastic Brit-wit kind of way.

I'm shocked. Those children obviously do not have personal stylists. They actually look like children.

I wish I lived in Delaware so I could vote for her opponent, but the fact that she got drunk and had the cuddles with someone is irrelevant.