@zegota: That was my first reaction, too. What an ass.

I like the Jeff Foxworthy route.

Yea, well, they also said the earth was flat. And I haven't fallen off yet.

@leesie: That made me l.o.l. :-)

Good Lord. I thought if they could survive the mullet, they could survive anything.

@Blarfengar Honeydew (Bunsen): I hear she has Bob Mackie's phone number on speed dial.

@dianaross: Yea! That makes me happy.

Does Cher know Taylor's been in her closet?

I would like to propose that we Kentuckians stick to what Kentucky does best. Bourbon and basketball.

@RedHotz: Lol lol

I am a Kentucky sports fan and one of my favorite UK-themed blogs just tweeted: "KSR will be LIVE BLOGGING tonight's Blue-White game at 6:30. Be there or we will send Rand Paul's campaign chairmen to kick u in the head"

@armadillo: One more thing to love about the Wizarding World. :-)

If this is true, let's hope Jake finally learns how to really quit someone.

@Me.Yes.Me85: One thing I don't think JKR got enough credit for was how unimportant race was in Hogwarts. Ginny going out with Dean, Fred and Angelina at the Yule Ball, etc. Maybe that's the Brit perspective. I'm not sure a book written by an American would have played those relationships without comment.

@ivorytusk: No, that was Charlie who got the forced haircut before the wedding. There's nothing in canon about cutting Bill's hair.

@GirlAnachronism: Which still traumatizes me. She separated the twins! *sniff sniff*

@stacyinbean: Oh, yea. As soon as I got the text alert, bam! Those tickets were mine.

No way is that Bill. I demand to see his dragon-fang earring.

@stacyinbean: That's the only Doestwhatever book I've ever read and it might stay that way. Honestly, it seemed to take f-o-r-e-v-e-r to finish.

@nora charles: YA Lit is seriously underrated. I have a great librarian who's always willing to recommend something good.