@Dark_Freckles: It just looks abstract to me. Unless I told someone what it was supposed to represent, it's not obvious.

I would actually wear that.

I canceled cable TV at the end of March Madness and was internet-only until football season started.

Could I get Jeff's phone number? He had me at obscenely gigantic.

I need a cold shower.

odonnell - the act of farting during orgasm

Wanting a 'weather-beaten face' didn't stop them from Photoshopping all the character out of JB's face, now did it?

Is this one of those 'the answer is in the question' questions?

Meh. Tom Cruise has been playing that same character since 1982. Basically, all of his movies are sequels.

"Hmmpf. Some bodyguard he is. I have to hold my own purse AND my own arm."

Dear Sarah,

@CurtCole: Or the definition of 'sausage fest'! :-)

No one should be allowed in locker rooms post-play, male or female.

Serious question here.

@materialgirl: That was the only....um, "incident" I had. I found if I was careful about what I ate, it was fine.

You know, I was going to send in the story about the time I took Alli and then crapped myself - literally - standing in line at Macy's.

@BuffySummers: Ah. Then you have my apologies for my snark.

@BuffySummers: Well, thanks for telling me what I meant. I might otherwise have confused myself.

@AthertonMerriweather: Where did I say it was "her fault" for the dick pics? For that matter, where did I say casting couches were the victims' fault?

So, we've moved from the casting couch to cell-phone dick pics.