You didn't like the Friendship Bread? Whaaa? Did you try add-ins? Some chocolate chips? Cinnamon sprinkled on top? Dried fruit?

They're blaming Gloria Steinem?

@onomatopizza: I'm glad Nickelodeon did something other than bring us Clarissa and Keenan and Kel. :-)

@NocturnalBlue: How she got to Nick News is the real story. She's an inspiring person.

@AngriestGeek: I wondered if anyone here was old enough to remember Linda Ellerbee.

I live alone, have no animals and no young children.

@lilydancing: I'm sure it's already in a Beatrice Small novel. :-)

Stories of tumescent male love lumber kindle the fires of Kindle.

Maybe Britney could hire her parents out - like to Lindsay Lohan.

Is it silly to say I lived vicariously through a comic strip?

I'm 45 and with the exception of one year in college, I've never lived with someone I wasn't married to or gave birth to.

Take 8 inches from the length, lose the sleeves, unbutton the first two rows, add a push up bra and thigh-highs and you've got Yandy's latest Halloween costume....Sexy Inspector Clouseau!

Take 8 inches from the length, lose the sleeves, unbutton the first two rows, add a push up bra and thigh-highs and you've got Yandy's latest Halloween costume....Sexy Inspector Clouseau!

Cool! Hey, a COTD deserves a star, right? Huh? Huh?

@Moses Hightower: Ditto @theladyvanishes

I have a son and a daughter, both adults now. I followed this simple rule:

Thank God someone finally made strait-jackets sexy.

Everytime I hear someone say, "I don't wear panties," I always think "I'm glad I don't have to do your laundry."

Good ol' US of A. We never met a tradition we couldn't make better with a push-up bra and visible panties.

@CandyBacon: "She ate too many 25 cent chicken nuggets" will be on my tombstone.