What a stupid ad.

Liquor is quicker

@BeckySharper: If she wins the lawsuit, the Whitmans will be paying her hourlies. And they probably can afford it.

Little boys with blond curls . . . *sigh*

Re: Image 13.

Reason number 937 why I love Emma Thompson.

I adore these period serials done by the British. It's their history, they're the only ones who can do it right. (See: Pride & Prejudice with Colin Firth/Jennifer Ehle vs. whatever that was Keirawhatever did).

Hey, if my guy could fuck for an hour straight, I'd want witnesses, too.

OMG, what did they do to Orlando's face? He looks Ken with a facelift.

@battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch: Poor Honor. She always gets forgotten.

I have a two-year old grandson and another grandchild due in March. Whenever thoughts like "ugh, I'm a grandmother" sneak in, I think of Helen Mirren.

Who I really feel sorry for?

It's one thing when you ask for it, it's obviously different when you don't.

@orangeblossomordinary: Wow. I never thought of Tim Roth as Snape, but I have to admit, that could have worked.

@annebreal: How true. Alan Rickman giving voice to bewitching the mind and ensnaring the senses is perfect.

JK Rowling ruined my love life. I want my own Severus Snape, in all his buttoned-up repressed Victorian forever in love with a woman he can never have, warped malicious, vindictive personality leading to abuse of an innocent boy but still inherently good enough to give up his life for the greater good-ishness.

Oh, thank God. I've been with plenty of guys when I really needed a gas mask.

Just thought of something . . . she's kept a pair of jeans for 30 years?

In an age before Photoshop, yes, her legs really are that long.

What? Back in the 50s men were having affairs and leaving their wives for other women?