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Ima B. Me
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How awful. A husband and mother, having lost a wife and daughter, finding comfort in each other's presence.

Can you get that curse on Ebay, too?

No. Not everything is better in 3D.

I saw "Salt" over the weekend, and although I've always thought Shiloh was the image of Brad Pitt, when Angelina's character chops her hair off, I definitely saw Shiloh.

I'm reminded of something I saw on a website - a tattoo on your face says you've gone about as far in society as you'd like to go.

Every time I try to watch one of those shows, I feel like Lloyd Bentsen.

As long as he's also not wearing black socks, I'm fine with the mandals.

Has anyone ever seen The Brave? I've looked for a copy and can't ever find one. Me want.

They should make Johnny Depp flavored lollipops.

Oh....I thought this was serious and almost broke a finger trying to type scream, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

@ewabeachbum: It's the 'grass is greener' syndrome.

I go through spurts when I'll use online dating for a few weeks, and then stop for months. I get very bored with it, very quickly.

OMG, cleavage!!!

Several years ago, someone told me I looked like Kathy Lee Gifford.

@1girl: One day when I'm old(er), I'm going to use my list to write my memoirs. The best stories will be about the ones I had to describe instead of name! :-)

@lemdi: I have a few with labels like 'guy in Corvette,' 'whisky straight guy,' girl with pierced nipples,' etc.

I know exactly how many people I've slept with . . . I keep a list.

I don't think this says anything for a woman of color, blah blah blah.

Babies change everything, even when they're not your own. When my grandson was born two years ago, I assumed my life would continue as-is. Instead, I steal Elijah every chance I get and fit in my friends and romantic encounters around him.