I guess the solution is to not to allow anyone to have children unless they (i) are close to or past 30, (ii) have a six figure savings account, (iii) a college degree and (iv) parents who had all of the above. Because obviously if you don't meet the criteria above, you're fucked and the would-be parents are losers.

In my world, the S-word has gone the way of the N-word. I don't think it, I don't say it.

How can you argue with the statement that men and women have different bodies?

For the first time, I can say I would wear everything worn by the women above.

Really? We're doing the show-one-sock look again?

@1girl: It's very hard to type while clapping, but I'm trying. Hear, hear!

@jenilane: I was wondering where the quote came from. The photo is me and my siblings.

I would not be smiling like that if my rib cage had been removed. Ouch.

Am I the only one who think he kinda looks like LL Cool J?

@Gemoftheday: Not only is it frustrating to have to listen to it, but it's more so that she (and all the others in that situation) just don't see what is right in front of them!

Not mentioned - the friend who is constantly involved with/breaking up with the same guy. Repeatedly. Not just once or twice, but repeatedly. And always, always crying about the same things.

@emaline: The next time I make pancake batter, no one will understand why I'm laughing. :-)

I'm not a fan of vibrators so I don't know all the latest products, but that is a vibrator? Seriously?

These people would like to thank TV, blogs, newspapers, etc to infinity, for keeping their name in the news.

Wanted: Male model for photo shoot involving tweed pants. Fluffer girl provided.

But how is it that there are laws about how many dogs you can have in your home, and not how many babies you can bring into this world?

I didn't see the posts that were removed, but I can guess what the problem was.

Great. There are no more original movie ideas and now there are no more original photograph poses?

See what you did, Mary Kay? It was all too obvious you were indulging in your own products and look what happened....now everyone expects the same use by all company founders of their products.

@DepecheNode: I meant her speaking voice. I've never heard her sing.