Will the Kristin chick have a voice double? Because the one she has is like nails on chalkboard.

Hey, wait a minute. In Kentucky, we've been marrying our cousins for years and no one ever gets to be king!

I don't understand the animosity for the products that help you avoid camel toe. If you're not bothered by it, don't order them. If you feel a need to use them, they're there to be purchased.

Huh. I always thought speaking in tongues was as normal as "cut the cheese."

@CandyBacon: ooooh, and Popout Justin has yarn fringe for bangs!

His illustrated biography.

I like to color coordinate penises (penisi?) with my outfits, too. There's nothing worse than a tacky penis.

Silly girl. Creativity falls out of the ears. Keep the penis away from the ears and you'll be fine.

There's nothing new under the sun. The newest crop of sexually active young people may think they invented swinging, threesomes, etc. but really, they're just key parties that aren't as well organized.

OMG...I had that exact hairstyle when I was a flower girl in my uncle's wedding in 1969! I've got to find that picture!

I am impressed by Pam's invisible Bump-it.

I use baby oil to remove my eye makeup. I wear heavy waterproof mascara and baby oil is quick and easy.

@sequined: Oh, the Arcane Society series. I'm such a sucker for those. :-)

@sequined: Oh, I love those old fashioned feminine names! I think they add charm to the story.

@cicatricella: I haven't read any of those yet. Those are the ones set in the future, right? Do you have a good recommendation for a start?

@AmosTrue: It's interesting how writing styles change, isn't it? I kind of like the old books - they're like bad special effects in old movies. *lol*

Alright, I'll allow the Jayne Ann Krentz. But you are absolutely not allowed to touch Amanda Quick, her Regency/Victorian-era writing alter ego.

@ondiac: I get a twinge of silliness when I remember it. It was just so cliche and I thought I was above it.

@I fought piranhas: Thanks. Nothing like shedding a few tears to clear the vision.

My moment came when the last of my children moved out. That makes it sound like I have ten kids and I only have two, but the day my youngest moved out was a turning point in my life.