@andyburn: They weren't young people, they were people our age (late 30s at the time) and older. I remember one woman coming to tell us what a beautiful wedding, blah blah blah, holding three bottles.

I can top this.

That's Beyonce in that photo? And it's a current photo?

We're the same age.

You know, I've been considering a tattoo. Do you have to pay extra for the 'tattooed minx' moniker or is that included in the price of the ink?

@thePrototype: I refuse to sell my soul to Steve Jobs - or suffer through AT&T.

@xay: Ahhhh, books. It's kind of sad that one day, they might be nostalgic items. :-(

@BrookeD: It took me a minute to realize you probably meant the powder, not the soft drink! :-D

What did people do in the bathroom before the Blackberry?

@RayBradbury's_ElephantMonastery: I kept the internet but canceled the TV part. Honestly, I haven't missed it. The shows I want to watch, I can get over the web, or as complete series on Netflix. It cut over $100 from my cable bill.

Samantha Bee is pregnant again?

I'm waiting for the toenail marinara. Any word on that?

@triplethreat:

Well, of course he blocked/unblocked her. That's called revving the motor, which just enhances the entertainment value of future IM exchanges.

This is all I need. Thanks.

You know the real (?) one is thinking, "How can I get those boobs?"

I will never believe any woman - or man - who says s/he's *never* faked an orgasm. Sorry.

Good for him.

Oh, come on. Drugs or alcohol had to be involved.

I have a pair of heels that flash with changing colors of light with each step.