My two-year old grandson picks up my phone, a Blackberry Tour, and tries to make it work by tapping on the screen, the way he does by tapping on my daughter's phone, a Droid.

@newyorkmuse: Richard Pryor was comic genius. Today's comedians should be so lucky as to have 1/100th the talent.

When I get hot and sweaty, my hair gets frizzy and my skin flushes in odd patches and I look like I've been drug backwards through a turnip patch.

FWIW, because I don't watch this show, but that first photo? That just looks painful.

I solve this problem by not dating anyone exclusively, so I can just call them all "friends."

On the bright side, her dentures look awesome.

@schwirl: Yea, I was trying to be funny. Obviously, my aim was off. *lol*

When did Prince William get hair plugs?

It's a Hippie Build-a-Bear! Want! Want!

What a gorgeous photo of SJ. I like this look much better than the dragon lady red lips.

This particular site may be silly because it's geared to men avoiding a woman's cycle but I love monthlyinfo.com It's made keeping up with my personal calendar a lot easier.

I love how he keeps his eyes glued to her mouth, where he can tell the sound is coming from. Beautiful, how much we know instinctively.

I have to admit, I could only watch her show by just listening. Actually watching her talk weirded me out.

I had my tubes tied just after my daughter was born (she's 21). I was married, I already had a son and my family was complete. I've never regretted it.

I thought this was a Photoshop of Horrors. My bad.

I don't know about green fruits and veggies, but I know if you eat enough carrots, you get a glow - if that's what it's called.

I love that type of collar. I can't wear it because my neck is too short, but it's lovely.

Shouldn't the stylists have finished with her hair before letting her out on the runway?

@curlysoo: @bride of funkenstein: Yea, I wouldn't have minded trying him on for size.

I Twitter. In fact, I love Twitter. But I don't understand the desire for thousands and thousands of followers. How can you possibly pay attention to all those folks?