"I'm an extra large."

The worst thing about The Wire? They waited until after they'd killed Stringer to have male frontal nudity.

Every time I see something about KY gel, I'm taken back to when I was 18 (a very young, naive, virginal, innocent 18) and in my first 'real' job as a doctor's assistant in a small-town clinic. I had no idea what that stuff was and the tubes we had in the office weren't specific about the usage. It had the…

Jane gets too much gruff for her Vietnam stance and not enough credit for bringing oral sex to the mainstream masses.

She makes knit polyester look goooood.

As a 44 year old woman who dates men in their 40s and 50s, I will say that the condom discussion is getting easier. Not easier to have at all, but to have without argument.

I lobbied for my daughter to name my grandson Sebastian. I heart that name. The "Little Mermaid" connection didn't even hit me until she said she wasn't naming her child after a crab.

The only thing better than Johnny in jammies would be Johnny out of jammies.

You can honor your war dead without wanting to continue to fight the war. I'll give these ladies the benefit of the doubt and not judge them by the cemetery they keep.

@That-Dude: Best series ever.

Created by the designers of the website for the School for the Kids Who Can't Read Good and Want to Learn to Do Other Awesome Stuff, Too.

@Zulkey: I think he could handle both of us. :-)

I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that's a smare, not a smize.

Pardon me, Mr. Reeves....may I call you Keanu?

Oh, geezzzzzzz . . . Wake me up, please, when her 15 minutes are up.

@closetalker11: No 'dissing on the Golden Girls. Promise. :-)

I think it's really sad that most of the people who so love Betty only know her from Golden Girls.

I think it's really sad that most of the people who so love Betty only know her from Golden Girls.

I think it's really sad that most of the people who so love Betty only know her from Golden Girls.

I think it's really sad that most of the people who so love Betty only know her from Golden Girls.