Anyone who reads Pride & Prejudice over and over has my vote.

@mamabigdog: My second husband served on nuclear submarines. I share your opinions. Not that I'm surprised that no one else agrees (I am woman hear me roar, etc etc etc) but having heard the tales of life under the sea, I can't help but think this will end badly.

@MsPipCheerio: @SparklyTempest: My daughter is 21, and any Lisa we've ever met has been in their 30s and older. Same for Jennifer, now that I think about it. There were a couple of Jenny's in her age group, but no Jennifer.

I never understood why someone would deliberately give their child a "popular" name, so that every fourth child in their class shares his or her name. Family names aside, if there are six more Isabella's in the nursery, you'd think that might make a new parent pause.

No, sorry.

Is it just me or do they kinda look like they just came from behind a locked door, after spending a little 'quality time' together?

I've reached climax from kissing. It's not like it happens every time I'm intimate but it has happened.

I remembered something I read in an Erma Bombeck book, an essay called "I always loved you best." In the version I read, a woman who had passed away left an envelope for each of her three children. The text is at this link:

Wow. I did not recognize her at all.

I think it's impossible to treat everyone exactly the same. I have two children, a son and a daughter. I love them both fervently but I am the first to admit my relationship with them was different when they were growing up.

No little girl ever cared about getting her pretty pink dress dirty if there was a mud puddle close by. Unless Tom or Katie was nearby telling her not to get her little Mary Janes dirty.

I love that she's wearing a tiara!! Tiara's should be worn more often!

@Kivrin: She's four. That's a little early but not too much. If her baby teeth came in early, chances are she'll lose them early, too.

Looks like the Tooth Fairy has been visiting Shiloh!

I think it's much better to teach your curious children (because it's not just the girls who like to wear makeup anymore) how to apply the stuff correctly than it is to tell them NO! and assume they're listening.

Granted I am not one, but this is but one reason I will never understand pet-people.

Oooh, Church Lady hats! Love 'em!

Wait....Joan Rivers has an endearing side?

She made porn back when it was still (sorta) real. Not populated with the fake boob crowd, like today. Marilyn, Christy Canyon, Ginger something - that's the old school stuff that taught me about porn.

"At an age when most women are cutting their hair short, putting away the thongs, and preparing for hot flashes, Madonna remains as culturally relevant as she was when she sang "Like a Virgin" and looks just as good in a corset."