Hey, I have that red bra!

My voices tell me men who look like George Clooney have more sex partners.

I once said I'd love to wear anything in her closet.

"Put your head on my shooooooulllderrrr......"

Michelle, darling, you don't need to hold your own hand. I would be happy to hold hands with you. We could even skip, if you want. Actually, skipping may not be optional. I have a feeling I would skip just because I was holding your hand.

Johnny quoting Will Smith . . . "I make this look gooooood."

@smallc: My ex-husband always introduces himself by his full name when he calls me, too. It always makes me laugh. I used to tell him, in the middle of laughing, that I really didn't need his full name to know who he was, but it's a habit he can't break. Still funny, though.

@SomeAuthorGirl: My daughter signed her notes with her full name, too, which always made me laugh. As the only other person living in my house, I was pretty sure I would have figured out the author, without the last name. :-)

btw, am I the only one reading that she's also sorry for telling her mom she hated her and didn't go to her room? I think the punctuation after 'poo' should be a comma, not a period.

When my daughter was still at home the summer between high school and college, we never saw each other and communicated mainly by leaving notes for each other. She'd slip them under my bedroom door when she came home at night and I'd see them when I got up the next morning.

I have to admit, I feel sorry for her. Regardless of what she does to herself, she never looks happy.

@Svekla: Ooh, kitten heels! Love them!

btw, I love threads like this that encourage people to put up photos of their parents or family, way back when. They're lovely to look at.

@Easybreezy: They were great shoes! If I could find a pair today, I'd buy them in a heartbeat.

@openingoxirane: She is, thank you. :-) And I have a serious case of the sniffles, from looking at the pictures I have digitalized.

This is my favorite photo of my mom, in 1969. We never had enough money for her to buy clothes that could become 'heirlooms' but she managed to look gorgeous on not a lot of money. I remember playing dress up in those red shoes.

@StarHen: lol lol I was trying for something clever with 'ocular' and that's all I could come up with. But now I'm thinking of those vagina dentures . . . maybe in cool neon colors like the bubblegum teeth at Halloween! Edible underwear, you're losing market share!

I'm sure that was completely ocudental.

I've never been cool enough to get Silverman's brand of humor. But I am cool with that.

@LadyTudorRose: When a bunch of teens get together, boys or girls, we can probably count the truths spoken on one hand!