War.

Telling people they need to work to get benefits without creating jobs for them to work at is an especially shitty way to treat people. What jobs are they supposed to work at?

“Did you hear we won the election? By a WIDE margin even.”

“We’ve addressed it, we’ve addressed it extensively and there’s nothing new to add to this conversation...NOW, let’s get back to talking about Benghazi!” 

No asshole, what we need right now are #thoughtsandprayers

Obviously we need to start arming the 13-year-old girls.

I was at an ostensible Islanders bar last night, with about 15 TVs in the place, and only one screen—one of the smaller ones—had the Islanders-Oilers game on.

A lot of these people will only dig in deeper as more of this comes out because despite the sophistication of what the Russians did, the average person does not and cannot admit to being wrong or fooled.

Plus he travelled.

I would say about Tim Lee that “I haven’t seen a man leave such a burning wake in his trail through Atlanta since Sherman,” but most of Cobb County doesn’t have access to the books to explain the joke.

To be fair, reading is for nerds. Didn’t even read this article, for I am not a nerd.

You need to stop insisting on shallots as restaurant’s secret ingredients. It is butter, butter, and more butter.

The tax subsidies on this thing are going to cripple the local economy. Buy your own dips Jerry Jones!

Side note: George Jefferson doing that dance has always been my favorite thing ever

“High character”, too. That’s basically closet-racist football speak for “not a thug”. “Thug”, of course, is football speak for, well, you know.

+1 piece of the pie

He should be happy that Fuller was promoted from a Redskin to a Chief.

I’m sure women can probably fuck things up like us if we just give them the opportunity. Women can do anything.

Are we surprised the Jets and the Sharks are beefing? Time for a musical number to solve everything.

Crushing Georgia’s hopes and dreams is old hat to the Russians.