What kind of car web site is this? No mention of the make and model of the car? There’s so much content here.

PYRITE?!

“This is hell.” Not if you sign up for it, which would presumably be because you like that sort of thing. And if you don’t (like it or sign up for it), well... <shrug>?

So, nudism is not my thing, but this article seems a bit... er... unhinged?

Subaru Legacy Upmarket Coupe... What is antonyms for $500 Alex?

Wow, Jalopnik’s writing has just fallen off.. Surprised you didn’t add a slideshow with both finishes to generate those extra clicks.

Why not?

I personally love the look of it.

Look I’m as center left as the next guy but the amount of virtue signaling and just perceived nastiness and hostility in your writing...in almost every single article...makes me question who runs the joint at Jalopnik. They really need to fire you so you can go write for Huffington Post.  I’ll just read The Autopian. …

I think it’s genuinely a shame that romcoms, especially earnest romcoms (cuz we’re all irony all the time now), have taken such a cultural beating in the last couple of decades. I’m sad that AV Club no longer features Caroline Siede’s excellent When Romance Met Comedy articles.

This is absolutely fantastic - a site professing a love of automobiledom judging people on the vehicles they drive.   Note that the ones mentioning not specific vehicles but how they drive or how they personalize their vehicles are understandable, but they don’t really fit the headline mandate.

So what you’re saying is, even though Tom Hardy had more to show the world, Patrick Stewart thought he’d already seen everything. He’d seen it all.

He’s not wrong...I just don’t know what we can expect anyone to do about it. Auteur films (Captital C Cinema) still get made, but I don’t know that they’ll ever reach the level of recognition to compete with franchise blockbusters when studio execs see everything in terms of dollar signs.

Don’t you guys have spell check? The word is “barracading”.

I don’t support this behavior but Jim Riley’s reaction seems a bit over the top. He almost “passed out” from the sight of it.

Do people who write for Jalopnik actually like cars?

Performance is irrelevant when you can't afford the car.